The Absolute Laziest Way to Feel Chic: The Short Suit

linen short suit set outfit from rag and bone with white boots and mens shirt for a date night outfit

I know, I know – I said that this was the easiest date night outfit – but trust me when I say that this short suit gives it a run for its money.

The short suit has been everywhere this summer, hasn’t it? In cotton, in tweed, in linen like the one I wore for date night last weekend, in all different cuts and colors, it’s really taken over. There’s a genius to the short suit that I hadn’t appreciated before: it’s SUPER easy to make look good with zero effort, PLUS it’s really versatile. You can wear it most places, dress it up, dress it down, wear the pieces separately – if you want to invest in your wardrobe, there’s an excellent argument for the short suit.

linen short suit set outfit from rag and bone with white boots and mens shirt for a date night outfit
Blazer: Rag and Bone (buy here – the true color is brighter than pictured on their site, the bright blue in my photos is much more accurate – or rent here) | Shorts: Rag and Bone (buy here or rent here) | Vince Camuto (buy similar here)

In any case: this weekend, I was exhausted. And bloated. Exhaubloated. Blausted? Whatever. Due to said exhaustion and bloat, my mood had soured and I knew that I needed a break from work and to dress up for Saturday night.

linen short suit set outfit from rag and bone with white boots and mens shirt for a date night outfit

I wanted to feel better, elegant even (and who feels elegant when they’re bloated? Honestly), but anything body-hugging was a no go. Enter: the mens’ shirt, straight from Rodrigo’s closet, and the short suit.

linen short suit set outfit from rag and bone with white boots and mens shirt for a date night outfit

Styling

The trick was to get those shorts rolled up real tiny. Y’all know I like a bit of skank to my swagger, just a skosh, but more important even than that is proportion. Big shirt:small body; big jacket:tiny shorts. You dig?

linen short suit set outfit from rag and bone with white boots and mens shirt for a date night outfit

I want bra-less, because duh, my boobs are so small that the right has never even heard of the left, an indulgence that fed my lazy-day attitude and need for nonrestrictive clothing. I also went for boots, because even though it was 70 degrees F last weekend, it is fall after all. Despite my autumn curmudgeonry, I do sometimes make an effort. If that effort includes tiny shorts.

linen short suit set outfit from rag and bone with white boots and mens shirt for a date night outfit

How do we feel about the short suit? Miami Vice in a good way or in a hell-no way? Chic? Tacky? Wrong answers only.

love,

Stig.